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Do You Love Pointless Situations and Children Shrieking Imperatives at You? Apply to be a Childcare First Responder

If Other Organizations Sent “Your Memories From…” Emails Like Social Media Sites

No, I’m Not Bothered by That Story of a Woman With a Spider in Her Ear

FAQs About the Hormonal Roller Coaster From Hell Known As Perimenopause and Menopause

My Partner Referred to My Writing as My “Little Hobby,” So Now I Must Kill Him

Overheard in Eden After Adam and Eve Ate the Apple

Does This Suitcase Make My Butt Look Fat? FAQs About TSA’s New Airport Insecurity Line

A Menopausal Mother’s Day Analogies Worksheet for My Family

If You Give a Writer a Pen

User Manual for Your New Apple TV Remote, Also Known as “I AM Clicking It!”

How I Envision Editors Responding to My Stories Versus Reality

A Valentine’s Poem About Trump’s Habit of Ripping Documents to Shreds

I’m Your Menopausal Belly Fat and I’m Here to Stay

Five Phases of Grieving as Applied to That One Damn Fly in My Kitchen

I Wish Spiders Were the Only Thing My Girls Had to Fear

I Changed My Mind, Being an Older Mom Stinks

My Child’s Future Rested on the Rests of the Next MRI

The First Time Ends in Embarrassment

My Daughter Found her Nirvana in the Boys’ Section of a Clothing Store

Mom, Is It True Your Vagina Has an Antenna to Find Lost Objects?

If Parents and Kids Provided Ride Sharing Reviews of Each Other

I Am the Louse on Your Child’s Head, and I Am Tired of COVID Usurping My Throne as The Worst Bug Kids Bring Home from School

14 Ways I Have Disappointed My 14-Year-Old in the Last 14 Days

The Parental Paranoia Game Played When Picking Up Your 15-Year-Old From High School

If You Just Do This or That, Everything Will Be Fine

Why I Have Not Been Writing Funny Stories About Being a Parent Lately

My Daughter with Special Needs was Fired for Telling the Truth

How Do I Love Thee, My Little Hiking Sticks?

Does This Happen to You?

Podcast by Kris Keppler

Mom, Is It True That Your Vagina Has an Antenna to Find Lost Objects?

FAQs About the Hormonal Roller Coaster from Hell known as Perimenopause and Menopause

The Time I Found a Rat in the BBQ