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“I'm Your Menopausal Belly Fat and I'm Here to Stay”

“FAQs about the Hormonal Roller Coaster from Hell Known as Perimenopause and Menopause”

“Other People, Besides Children, Who Should Have Their Own Sections in an Airplane”

“To Wake or Not to Wake the Snoring Man in the Theater”

“I Know My Place in Line and It Is in Front of You”

“Diary of Writing a Masterpiece or Living a Dystopian Hell: National Novel Writing Month”

“My Teenage Possessions from the 70s That Might Appear if Climate Change Dries up Minnesota Lakes”

“If You Give a Writer a Pen”

“User Manual for Your Apple Remote, Also Known as 'I AM Clicking It!'”

“Overheard in Eden After Adam and Eve Ate the Apple”

“Today, August 15, Is National Relaxation Day”

“Valentine’s Poems About Trump’s Habit of Ripping Documents to Shreds”

“I Play Goofy at Disneyland and See Bad Behavior Every Day”

“Meatloaf Meets St. Peter and Finds Out That Two Out of Three IS Bad”

“Merman Upset About Lack of Representation in Public Monuments”

“How I Envision Editors Responding to My Story Versus Reality”

“To Increase the Birthrate, Let's Give Mom a General Contractor”

“Move over Musk. There Is a New Billionaire in Town”

“I am a Brand New Writer and I Am Very, Very Good at Critiquing Other Writers”

“Thoughts I Had When the Editor for My First-Ever-Published-Story Asked Me to Provide a Different Ending”

“The Delta Variant: The Middle School Bully of the 2021-2022 School Year”

“An Attitude of Gratitude as I Stand at My Kitchen Sink and Wash an Endless Supply of Dishes”


The Memoirist,

Black Bear, Publications

Humor Me,

Does this Happen to You?

Podcast by Kris Keppeler reading my story: “The Time I Found a Rat in the Barbeque”