I Know My Place in Line and It Is In Front of You
When asked to stand in a line, I roll my eyes. I’m not one of the crowd and do not… Read More »I Know My Place in Line and It Is In Front of You
Today, August 15, is National Relaxation Day and Now I Must Go Relax
Are my eyes deceiving me? What did I just read? Hold onto your yoga mats because today, August 15, is… Read More »Today, August 15, is National Relaxation Day and Now I Must Go Relax
If You Give a Writer a Pen…
If you give a writer a pen…
I Am Your New Range and Do Not Let Your Kids Near Me
This is why we can’t have nice things. I join this kitchen community with equal measures of excitement and concern.… Read More »I Am Your New Range and Do Not Let Your Kids Near Me
How I Envision Editors Responding to My Stories Versus Reality
Call me Ralphie. Not because I am a secret owner in the Ralph’s grocery store chain. And not because I… Read More »How I Envision Editors Responding to My Stories Versus Reality
A Valentine’s Poem About Trump’s Habit of Ripping Documents to Shreds
“He never stopped ripping things up”: Trump’s shredding of paper in the White House was far more widespread and indiscriminate… Read More »A Valentine’s Poem About Trump’s Habit of Ripping Documents to Shreds
A Worksheet From Your Child’s Teacher While She is Out Sick During the Winter of Our Discontent
“I’m fine, really, don’t worry about me” TO: 4th grade parents in Miss Olsen’s class FROM: Principal Smith SUBJECT: Miss… Read More »A Worksheet From Your Child’s Teacher While She is Out Sick During the Winter of Our Discontent
Meatloaf Meets St. Peter and Finds Out That Two Out of Three IS Bad
St. Peter is waiting at the pearly gates and Meatloaf rides up in his motorcycle. St. Peter: So, who do we have… Read More »Meatloaf Meets St. Peter and Finds Out That Two Out of Three IS Bad
What is Self-Acceptance and How Do I Fix This Because it is Unacceptable?
Is there a problem with that logic? What is the definition of “self-acceptance?” Now, before you stop reading because you think… Read More »What is Self-Acceptance and How Do I Fix This Because it is Unacceptable?
ActiveNoodleNotes Follows the Lead of Facebook and Rebrands to Remain Relevant
Following in the footsteps of Facebook.com, ActiveNoodleNotes.com recently completed a rebranding. According to Amy Strommer, CEO/President/Vice President and every other position held in… Read More »ActiveNoodleNotes Follows the Lead of Facebook and Rebrands to Remain Relevant
Merman Upset About Lack of Representation in Public Monuments
“In public monuments, women are more often depicted as mythological and fictional figures than as historical ones. There are 22… Read More »Merman Upset About Lack of Representation in Public Monuments